One Eyed Monster!

One Eyed Monster!

Lost the ability to wink.

Lost the ability to wink.

Anal walls up for the challenge. Awesome!

Looks like she lubed up. Good for her.

Looks like she lubed up. Good for her.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
Tic Tac Toe or Whac-a-Mole?

Tic Tac Toe or Whac-a-Mole?

Dinner for 2: $60
2 Movie Tickets: $30
Shoving your shower head into girlfriend’s asshole: Priceless…!

Dinner for 2: $60

2 Movie Tickets: $30

Shoving your shower head into girlfriend’s asshole: Priceless…!

She wanted to go outdoors and take a breather. Nobody told her that she’s going to be breathing from the other end. 

She wanted to go outdoors and take a breather. Nobody told her that she’s going to be breathing from the other end. 

Colon cleansing was covered under her health insurance with no co-pay necessary.

Colon cleansing was covered under her health insurance with no co-pay necessary.

Don’t look into Medusa’s eyes, she’ll turn you into stone. But my cock eye couldn’t resist, and gaped her with my rock hard dick.

Don’t look into Medusa’s eyes, she’ll turn you into stone. But my cock eye couldn’t resist, and gaped her with my rock hard dick.

When James Cameron made Avatar. He never expected that we would EPIC-ally gape one of the Na’vi Girls on Pandora.

When James Cameron made Avatar. He never expected that we would EPIC-ally gape one of the Na’vi Girls on Pandora.

  • Housewife: Thanks for coming, it looks like there is some sort of blockage.
  • Plumber: Seems like we need to pressurize and drain the pipe to fix it.
  • Housewife: Will it be clogged again sir?
  • Plumber: It will never clog ever again. I guarantee it.
  • Housewife: Okay...(takes off panty and went on all fours)
She is surprise that you can handle the smell as it was Taco Tuesday the night before.

She is surprise that you can handle the smell as it was Taco Tuesday the night before.

Gunpowder?- Check! Cannon Ball?-Check!
Ready…Aim….

Gunpowder?- Check! Cannon Ball?-Check!

Ready…Aim….

I can’t sit still in class anymore :(
Gaped College Sophomore